Remember dial-up internet? That high-pitched screech while you waited for a single web page to load?
That’s your brain on notifications.
It’s doing its best with ancient wiring and too many tabs. You ask it to run a Pixar movie on a floppy disk.
AI can’t give you more bandwidth, but it can manage the spam.
Let it
handle reminders
archive the nonsense
be your thought partner
close the windows that keep multiplying like pop-ups from 1999
Focus comes back when your mind stops buffering every five seconds.
Upgrade your mental modem. It’s overdue.
(hell, even AOL doesn't exist anymore!!!)