(Savage Flirty Chaos Edition)

Love is hard.
But ruining love?
That’s art. 🎨💔

Here’s how to be the main character and the plot twist:

1️⃣ Develop Olympic-level standards.
If he calls you “bro,” block him before he finishes the word.

2️⃣ He text “Hey”?
Reply: “Rewrite with passion.”

3️⃣ If they take 8 minutes to respond…
Plan the funeral. Move on with someone hotter.

4️⃣ Catch feelings?
Release them back into the wild.

5️⃣ You got the “wyd?” text.

Answer: “Plotting.”

6️⃣ Emotionally unavailable?
wIfE mAtErIaL 💍 (yes, wrong on purpose)

7️⃣ Emoji overthinking:
😊 = He wants something. Probably affection. Gross.

8️⃣ Show interest…
Then vanish like a rare Pokémon.

9️⃣ “I don’t want a relationship” =
Try harder with your face.

🔟 If they treat you well:
RUN. 🏃‍♀️
True story. Don’t ask.

❤️‍🔥 Final thought:
Be the chaos.
Be the star everyone fears a little.

👇 Full chaotic version drops on Medium soon — stay tuned 😈🔥