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How to Lose a Customer Without Being Rude
Danielle Griffin
  • Step 1: Request photos and documentation to build their hope.

  • Step 2: Provide a vague timeline that depends on parts arriving.

  • Step 3: Discover a secondary problem and leave the customer to solve it alone.

  • Step 4: Maintain radio silence for two fiscal quarters.

  • Step 5: Call back only when the weather warms up and act like nothing happened.

True story...happened to my mom. Don't be this business.

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